Close on the heels of the awesome F4M I posted the other day comes this entry, “Hot girl for hot guy!” For extra hilarity, the ad seems to restrict itself to purely in-game interaction, though I get the feeling there may be a horse of a different color on the other side of the keyboard. To each his (or her) own!

Hot girl for hot guy!

Date: 2008-07-29, 8:22AM MDT

Hi! I’m a level 44 female blood elf (will be 50 this weekend) seeking my true love. Long dark red hair, sexy red lips, and I can bust a move like you’ve never seen. Must be from Duskwood server, where I am. Specifically looking for a male blood elf or undead to rock my world (of warcraft). Bonus points if you’re a 70 and have any of your epics above teir 4. No trolls!!! Send me an email with your name and we can go on a date. There is a cute little spot in the Barrens I would love to bring a date. Maybe set up a fire and drink some volatile rum? See where things go from there. See you soon!

Looking for gamer guy! PST!

Date: 2008-04-22, 4:29PM EDT

Heeyyaa! I’m an independent 21 year-old Asian gamer chick that is currently looking for a fun and honest relationship with a cute guy!

Pre-reqs include:
World of Warcraft player
Having at least 2 70’s
Having a personal PVP rating of at least 2000.
Good and quirky sense of humour (interests in shows such as South Park and Family Guy help with that)
Honesty
Loyalty
Intelligence
Age: Between 22 and 26.

I am currently working full-time and pay for all my own stuff, including my own place, car, etc. I will be attending university in the fall as a full-time student. My musical preference is metal although that isn’t too much of an issue issue.

If you think you have what it takes, send me a message with a picture attachment and a brief description of your characters! If I’m interested, I will message you back with a few of my pics. XD

P.S. The WoW requirements are not a joke. Kthnxbai!

* Location: Montreal
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests